Selena Gomez Cheating on Demi Lovato With Nick Jonas
Just days after coming out as a big time lesbian who is dating fellow Disney star Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez has apparently been overcome with the desire for man meat, and is creeping around with her ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas.
First Selena was spotted at Nick Jonas’ concert in Detroit on Saturday night crying because his music is so awful, and she has to put up with it to get laid. Then Selena was spotted with Nick again on Sunday night in Chicago sitting on a bench and acting all heterosexual.
This can only mean one thing. Selena Gomez is now bisexual, and she is cheating on Demi Lovato with Nick Jonas because he is the most effeminate guy she knows. Poor Demi is going to be heartbroken when she finds out, but if she is going to be a lesbian it is better she learns now not to date bi chicks because they always end up leaving in the end for a guy.
5 comments:
what in the world is this...?
i do not know! i was googling heidi montag and this was on one of sites i was looking at. it made me giggle!!!
well it is pretty amusing to think about i give ya that one!
Have you ever read The Onion? Check it out. I bet you will love it.
hmmm i have trouble believing this.. hahah. quite funny though
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