When in France

Don't go anywhere alone.
Don't talk to strangers.
Don't get robbed.
Don't get gassed by Gypsys.
Don't drink anything bad or smoke anything period or try anything given to you by anyone you don't know.
Don't get lost.
Shouldn't you buy a translation book?
Do you think you can speak fluent French and just don't know it?
Don't forget to come home.
Wear sensible shoes.
Pay attention to your surroundings.
Sunscreen and sunglasses.
Have fun.
Shop and eat!
Come back speaking French, tan and smiling!
Come back.
I will miss you a lot, everyday.
Can you take a karate class before you go?
Please take pictures and post them for me while you are there if you can.